oh my goodness
you have stumbled upon some poorly drawn pictures
I drew these in Adobe Photoshop using a graphics tablet.
monster that has either found the meaning of life or has recently begun hallucinating
bear celebrating valentines day
theme combining the middle east and nutrition education
a hungry octopus pauses to admire beauty in the world while simultaneously starving to its death
oh and by the way, my name is stephen eggers.
I am a critically-acclaimed philosopher, known throughout the world thanks to my theories of creation.
if you would like to email me, you may do that. the correct address to reach me at is stephen [at] softporcupine [dot] com. the reason why I didn't put in the "at sign" and a "period" is to trick the robots.
also, here is a picture of my cat:
maybe now you're thinking: "oh just another oddball who has a website full of pictures of his cat! hmmph!"
but do not worry I will not post another picture of my cat.