I am a critically-acclaimed philosopher, known throughout the world thanks to my theories of creation.
if you would like to email me, you may do that. the correct address to reach me at is stephen [at] softporcupine [dot] com. the reason why I didn't put in the "at sign" and a "period" is to trick the robots.
also, here is a picture of my cat:
maybe now you're thinking: "oh just another oddball who has a website full of pictures of his cat! hmmph!"
but do not worry I will not post another picture of my cat.