oh and by the way, my name is stephen eggers.

stephen eggers

i am a critically-acclaimed philosopher, known throughout the world thanks to my theories of creation.

if you would like to email me, you may do that. the correct address to reach me at is stephen [at] softporcupine [dot] com. the reason why i didn't put in the "at sign" and a "period" is to trick the robots.

also, here is a picture of my cat:

kitty eggers

maybe now you're thinking: "oh just another oddball who has a website full of pictures of his cat! hmmph!"

but do not worry i will not post another picture of my cat.

oh my goodness

you have stumbled upon some computer generated images

in 2007 i made a bear and a tree using Maya

i'm self taught in maya so i really don't know what the heck i'm doing. i play around with things until they look okay. i started with a bear and a tree and tried adding clouds bear beginning

i didn't like the tree's surface reflection so i changed that. also i wanted a daker image, so i tried different lighting. bear middle

i mixed in some stars, tweaked the lighting, and decided that i was done. it took me a lot longer than it should have. here's the final image:

bear final